I'm Probably Going to be Insufferable for the Next 6 Posts

Well, I've finally gotten around to learning how to use a blog feature a lot of you have been using for ages already. Let's see if you can figure out what it is:

I've eaten cake all day veered slightly off my diet.

I can't stand my husband put up with a lot.

My life is a shambles colourful.

My friends are a-holes really tell it like it is.

I'd wear heels more, but my ankles scare the wildlife away are a little on the big-boned side.

As Spider-Man always says, with great power comes great responsibility. I promise to use this new knowledge only for good.

***Update:
I've had some questions about how to do this, so I guess I wasn't the last person on blogger to learn!  Here's my handy-dandy expert tutorial (quit laughing):

• In your dashboard, click on the Settings tab.
• Click on Basic (first tab on the left).
• Scroll down until you see the words Global Settings.
• Right underneath Global Settings, you will see the words "Select post editor" with 3 options.
• Choose Updated Editor (the first one).
• Save your changes.

Now, when you go to edit or write a new post, you will have some new icons at the top along with the usual font, text colour, bold options etc. It looks like an ABC with a line through it. Anytime you want to strike through some text, select the words you want to strike out and click on that icon. Voila! A whole new world of passive-aggressiveness awaits!