Friday, May 20, 2011

The Rapture!

Thanks to all of you who have asked after us out here in Flood Central. We are actually high and dry, well out of the flood zone. The Captain has been away a lot, and it isn't looking like that situation is going to improve for the long weekend. But we are not facing the possibility of being evacuated, or at any risk of losing our home, so we can live with it.

With the flood not being a worry, my only legitimate cause for concern this weekend is what to wear for the coming apocalypse. As I will undoubtedly be one of the unfortunates left behind to suffer in chaos (ie. my normal state of being) for 5 months, it'll have to be something comfortable. But if the rest of my wardrobe is destroyed by this thing (so hard to know, since the useless Weather Network refuses to provide any coverage whatsoever), I'll want to be wearing something I won't be sick of by the time the zombies get me.

Jeans, or capris? T-shirt or roomy blouse? Sweater? Accessories? This is going to require some serious thought. In the meantime, I'm off to make dinner. I'll be needing one more taco salad before the world comes to an end.

3 comments:

GLENDA BROOKS said...

You are too funny! My Mother used to teach me about the Rapture...All the children of God will just be gone. I'm a firm believer that no one can predict these things.

Glad where you live is high and dry! So many people are losing their homes here from the Mississippi River flooding! Where I live hardly ever has flooding so I am so thankful!

Debra She Who Seeks said...

Hiya. I'm here in the Flood Zone this weekend visiting my Mom. Love all those huuuuge sandbags! When I drove across the Portage Diversion bridge on my way here, all I could think was "Holy Crap! It's full to the very tip-top brim!" It was kind of scary driving across, actually.

LaelShine said...

Heehee,that Weather Network! usually they have all the up to date coverage. They sure are slacking this time around!

I'm glad you're safe!