Sunday, May 22, 2011

I'm Probably Going to be Insufferable for the Next 6 Posts

Well, I've finally gotten around to learning how to use a blog feature a lot of you have been using for ages already. Let's see if you can figure out what it is:

I've eaten cake all day veered slightly off my diet.

I can't stand my husband put up with a lot.

My life is a shambles colourful.

My friends are a-holes really tell it like it is.

I'd wear heels more, but my ankles scare the wildlife away are a little on the big-boned side.

As Spider-Man always says, with great power comes great responsibility. I promise to use this new knowledge only for good.

***Update:
I've had some questions about how to do this, so I guess I wasn't the last person on blogger to learn!  Here's my handy-dandy expert tutorial (quit laughing):


  • In your dashboard, click on the Settings tab.
  • Click on Basic (first tab on the left).
  • Scroll down until you see the words Global Settings.
  • Right underneath Global Settings, you will see the words "Select post editor" with 3 options.
  • Choose Updated Editor (the first one).
  • Save your changes.

Now, when you go to edit or write a new post, you will have some new icons at the top along with the usual font, text colour, bold options etc. It looks like an ABC with a line through it. Anytime you want to strike through some text, select the words you want to strike out and click on that icon. Voila! A whole new world of passive-aggressiveness awaits!

15 comments:

GLENDA BROOKS said...

Enlighten me!

Jude@ThisJewels4You said...

Congratulations! You did a great job with what you have learned. Love the post. Great way to start the day.....laughing. Jude

Debra She Who Seeks said...

Watch out for some rock 'em sock 'em truth telling now, boy! If that's not too Don Cherryish.

Janine said...

You crack me up!!!
We finally have had a few sunny days here in London!! Thank God for that! My backyard is a splushy mess!

Frostbite and Sunburn said...

Ooh, the power that can unfurl with that new tool! Watch Out! LOL

In Real Life said...

Awesome! :)

Amanda R said...

Yes, share please on how to do this!

Dimple said...

You have it down pat!
:-)

Linda said...

Don't you love your new, mad skillz?

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BODECI body said...

Good advice! but I have to admit, I love your unabridged style!

LaelShine said...

Heehee, I love that tool!

Stephanie Faris said...

Cool! I've been wondering how to do that.

SemperFi said...

My ankles are "big-boned", too! It must run in our family!

Hines-Sight said...

Hope you are well. You are funny. I'm learning new things every day and that most people already know.