Saturday, March 7, 2009

Some Letters

Well, it's that time of year again. Time to catch up on my correspondence!


Dear renovation-related headache, mold/dust cough, and raging case of B.O.,
Please go away soon. I'm not sure what I was thinking...
Sincerely,
A Crazy Woman

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Dear Mel Gibson,
Remember back when you were a cute guy we all wanted to see make another Lethal Weapon sequel? What on earth possessed you to start opening your mouth in public? And behaving like a drunken frat-boy? If this doesn't stop, you're going to go the way of Tom Cruise. Way to blow it, Riggs.
Yours Truly,
Someone who isn't sure if anyone in Hollywood is lustworthy anymore

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Dear local small-town newspaper columnist,
Okay, I admit I'm still a little mad about your lack of support for teachers, so you may want to take this one with a grain of salt. That said, are you aware that the words "who" and "that" are not interchangeable? Also, when you ask your readers a question (even when it's a long-winded rhetorical one with no noun in it), it should end with a question mark.
Sincerely,
Someone who'd print up her resume and apply for your job if her kid wasn't banned from every daycare centre in the immediate vicinity.


Whew. Some days, it's just good to get this stuff off your chest!

3 comments:

Janine said...

Good morning Wendy!! Aren't renos FUN!! Try to stay optimistic and just think that you will have a fresh new place to lounge in the tub soon!!

Deb Neerman said...

LOLOLOL! Janine sent me and I'm sooooooooo glad she did!

Off to enjoy more of your fun posts!

mochamama said...

hehehe, your a very funny lady!! I'm not sure if I wanted to read your reno update as I am getting ready to do my own renovation. Your site is awesome and funny!!