- Cleaned poop off the walls?
- Wondered why even the dog eats before you do?
- Been told your new haircut makes you look like Benny Hill, Velma from Scooby Doo, or Professor Snape?
- Taken your first pee break in 8 hours, only to hear an almighty crash from the living room just as your pants hit your ankles?
- Had your cooking referred to as "slop"?
- Escorted a naked child and his soccer ball back inside the house?
- Worn plastic beaded jewellery that gave you a rash?
- Realized that that god-awful song you can't get out of your head comes from a Barney video?
- Looked in the mirror and gasped in horror at the disheveled, crazy-eyed cat lady looking back at you?
- Asked "Good lord, WHAT is that smell?!"
Friday, May 11, 2012
Have you ever: