Friday, May 11, 2012

Pop Quiz

Have you ever:
  • Cleaned poop off the walls?
  • Wondered why even the dog eats before you do?
  • Been told your new haircut makes you look like Benny Hill, Velma from Scooby Doo, or Professor Snape?
  • Taken your first pee break in 8 hours, only to hear an almighty crash from the living room just as your pants hit your ankles?
  • Had your cooking referred to as "slop"?
  • Escorted a naked child and his soccer ball back inside the house?
  • Worn plastic beaded jewellery that gave you a rash?
  • Realized that that god-awful song you can't get out of your head comes from a Barney video?
  • Looked in the mirror and gasped in horror at the disheveled, crazy-eyed cat lady looking back at you?
  • Asked "Good lord, WHAT is that smell?!"
If you answered "yes" to any of these questions, I'd like to wish you a very Happy Mother's Day.



17 comments:

Dimple said...

Thank you, and a happy Mother's Day to you, too!

stampinganja said...

Thanks for visiting my blog! I love yours!
Love how you are so down to earth and such a wonderful mother! Oh and a great writer!

Granny Bob said...

Are we having a bad week,yes I can answer some of those questions with a yes, motherhood can be wonderful but when it is tough it really is,but some how we find the stength to carry on. I am sure that some day our children will remember the things we have done and be glad of it. I AM PROUD TO BE A MOM! And I am proud to call you my friend and tell you, that you are amazing and your family is very lucky to have you. Happy Mothers Day and keep smiling it does get better.

Debra She Who Seeks said...

Hahahahahaha, tell it like it is! Enjoy your breakfast in bed on Sunday!

Judy@judyfriendphotography.com said...

Oh yeah, I hear you! Have a Happy Mother's Day! Jude

Deb Neerman said...

LOLOLOL .... yup, been there, done dat!

Here's wishing you a happy ... and calm ... Mother's Day!

~Hugs!!

Frostbite and Sunburn said...

And you too - have a fabulous non-rashy, non-smelly, fabulous hair day, with all three men in your life waiting on you hand and foot. Minus the poo!

Leigh Powell Hines (Hines-Sight Blog) said...

I love your Mother's Day quiz. So funny.

Janine said...

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!

Now that was funny!!

Glenda said...

Of course I've answered yes to all of the above! I did my time....now it's your time and I had to smile at your post! Happy Mother's Day right back at you!!

Tricky Nag said...

I tried to pretend the Velma comparison didn't hurt a little.

Happy Mothers Day!!

Michelle G said...

Hope you have a Happy Mother's Day!!!

stampinganja said...

Hope you had a great Mothers day!

SG Angela said...

LOL..... Hope you had a wonderful Mother's Day!!!

Laural Out Loud said...

I thought you were going to end by saying that's all the stuff that happened to you in that one day, lol. It's totally possible, because KIDS ARE CRAZY. And they make us crazy. I know the feeling of looking in the mirror and wondering who the hell is looking back!

fancythatfancythis.com said...

So funny! Of course I am SUPER belated here but Happy Happy Mother's Day. I hope you had a great one.

And a happy Sunday too. :)

Ioana-Carmen said...

hi dear! Just found your lovely blog:) what do you say about following each other?

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