This change is of a completely different kind. It comes with more responsibility (read: irritation) for him, and more money to spend at Michael's for me.
That's right! The Captain has been promoted!
In army terms, this momentous event looks like the difference between this:
Is anyone else feeling like they've been asked to solve one of those spot-the-difference pictures from the kids' magazines?!
In any case, let's bid a fond farewell to the Captain, and say hello instead to Major Dad!