Friday, May 11, 2012

Pop Quiz

Have you ever:
  • Cleaned poop off the walls?
  • Wondered why even the dog eats before you do?
  • Been told your new haircut makes you look like Benny Hill, Velma from Scooby Doo, or Professor Snape?
  • Taken your first pee break in 8 hours, only to hear an almighty crash from the living room just as your pants hit your ankles?
  • Had your cooking referred to as "slop"?
  • Escorted a naked child and his soccer ball back inside the house?
  • Worn plastic beaded jewellery that gave you a rash?
  • Realized that that god-awful song you can't get out of your head comes from a Barney video?
  • Looked in the mirror and gasped in horror at the disheveled, crazy-eyed cat lady looking back at you?
  • Asked "Good lord, WHAT is that smell?!"
If you answered "yes" to any of these questions, I'd like to wish you a very Happy Mother's Day.